Random shit that amuses me...

Saying "Meow" instead on "Now"
Saying, "Twat? Twat? Twat" instead of "What? What? What?"
Saying, "Tits" instead of "It's" or "Its"
Saying, "Cunnilingaliscious"
Saying, "Femullet"
Saying, "pew, pew" in a high pitched voice, while pretending to shoot a gun.