Sunday, January 23, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Sugar Bush Squirrel "You've been Squirreled"
Behold! The world's most photographed squirel!
From... www.sugarbushsquirrel.com
Sugar Bush Squirrel is a real, live Eastern Gray Squirrel who is owned and photographed by Ms. Kelly Foxton. Rescued, as a baby in her nest, from a tree which was being cut down, she is now living the 'good life' with Kelly in Boca Raton, Florida. A small, lime-green parrot, named Rio, is her big sister and constant companion.
Being an International Superstar and The World's Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 3,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with an elaborate stage and thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 5,000 photos since her modeling career began.
Need more squirrel? Of course you do...
* Watch Sugar Bush Squirrel: The Movie
* Like Sugar Bush Squirrel on Facebook
* Sugar Bush Squirrel on MySpace
* Sugar Bush Squirrel on Yelp
* Meet the photographer: Colby Katz
* Excellent NewTimes article. Some people actually tattoo this shit onto their BODIES!
* See creator Kelly Foxton dressed as a Sexy Marine Pinup Sugar Bush Squirrel.
* See some hot German ass try to say "squirrel"
* More SUGAR Bush Squirrel! MORE MORE MORE!
* Mwahahahahaah!
Friday, January 14, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
The Gun Brush Toothbrush, 1975.
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| The Gun Brush Toothbrush, 1975 - "a toothbrush for little boys that gives them practice sticking a gun barrel in their mouth." - Consumer Reports. Feb 2011. |
* Vintage Oral Hygiene - from the D-Blog
* Gun Brush on Flickr
* Buy a Gun Brush Toothbrush on EBAY . FYI - it's been used.
* How to make a tattoo gun with an electric toothbrush. Huh.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Top 10 Weird, Funny Books for Sale
10.
Summer With the Leprechauns: A True Story
Tanis Helliwell
Synopisis: Ten years ago, Tanis Helliwell, a corporate consultant, spent a summer in Ireland where she was befriended by a Leprechaun. With charming style and humor, she recounts the development of her delightful relationship with this fascinating fellow, as well as revealing the Leprechaun's instructions on how humans can interact with elemental beings.
9.
The Amateur Taxidermist
Jean Labrie
Tanis Helliwell
Synopisis: Ten years ago, Tanis Helliwell, a corporate consultant, spent a summer in Ireland where she was befriended by a Leprechaun. With charming style and humor, she recounts the development of her delightful relationship with this fascinating fellow, as well as revealing the Leprechaun's instructions on how humans can interact with elemental beings.
9.
The Amateur Taxidermist
Jean Labrie
Description: This unique, step-by-step illustrated primer will be extremely useful to anyone-sportsman, Naturalist or hobbyist- who wishes to immortalize his choice examples.Some 140 clear photographs.
8.
Teach Your Wife to Be a Widow
Donald Rogers
7.
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
Dale Power
Synopsis:Dale Power buries himself in a new art form-the manufacture of special boxes for pets and people. Here's one project you won't want to put off `till tomorrow. All of the tools and techniques needed to produce strong and beautiful coffins are presented here in clear, concise language. Color photographs illustrate every step. Detailed patterns are provided; techniques, trims and finishes are also covered.
6.
How Green Were the Nazis?
Dana Miller
5.
B.R. Burg
Description: In Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition, historian B. R. Burg investigates the social and sexual world of these sea rovers, a tightly bound brotherhood of men engaged in almost constant warfare. What, he asks, did these men, often on the high seas for years at a time, do for sexual fulfillment? Buccaneer sexuality differed widely from that of other all- male institutions such as prisons, for it existed not within a regimented structure of rule, regulations, and oppressive supervision, but instead operated in a society in which widespread toleration of homosexuality was the norm and conditions encouraged its practice.In his new introduction, Burg discusses the initial response to the book when it was published in 1983 and how our perspectives on all-male societies have since changed.
4.
50 Ways to Use Feminine Hygiene Products in a Manly Manner
B. Koz
2.
The Beverly Hillbillies Bible Study
Stephen Skelton
Description: Focuses on a comical clash between morality and materalism. This hilarious study highlights a simple family in a world obsessed with money who stay true to their humble roots and values.
1.
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
Alisa Surkis, Monica Nolan
Synopsis:Surkis and Nolan unerringly capture the flavor of the lurid pulp novels of the '40s, '50s, and '60s in eight ribald original novellas that explore the unbridled pleasures of women who love women--and the horses they ride.
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Donald Rogers
7.
Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
Dale Power
Synopsis:
6.
How Green Were the Nazis?
Dana Miller
5.
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B. Koz
2.
The Beverly Hillbillies Bible Study
Stephen Skelton
Description: Focuses on a comical clash between morality and materalism. This hilarious study highlights a simple family in a world obsessed with money who stay true to their humble roots and values.
1.
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
Alisa Surkis, Monica Nolan
Synopsis:
Click here to see more weird, funny books for sale on Abebooks
Best of superuseless superpowers: Laser Pointer Vision
Laser Pointer Vision - AWKWARD!!!
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SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Laser Pointer Vision* Your gaze isn't strong enough to burn through anything, just strong enough to point things out. Makes prolonged eye contact particularly awkward and painful during romantic dinners and job interviews. |
Friday, January 7, 2011
If you think poop is as hilarious as I do, then you will love this website.
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| Who's pooping on Twitter? A real-time feed of people tweeting about their bowel movements. |
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Dog Diary versus Cat Diary...
I have no idea where this originated, but it's been circulating the internet for years. I added a few of my own embellishments...
From a Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Breakfast! My favorite thing!
9:00 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
9:50 am - Sniffed a dog's butt! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm: Squeaked my stuffed bear for 20 minutes straight! My favorite thing!
12:20 pm - Ripped the squeaker from my stuffed bear! My favorite thing!
12:25 pm: Popped the eyeballs off of my stuffed bear. My favorite thing!
12:35 pm: Pulled the stuffing from my stuffed bear! My favorite thing!
2:30 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
4:30 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
9:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
From a Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. The dog promptly eats it.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I will try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now..
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
This "Green" Homemade Sanitary Napkin is an actual product for sale on www.etsy.com.
Not your style? Don't despair! Homestead Emporium's got a whole line of reusable sanitary napkins! Though none as shartily dyed as the thong pad below...
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